The Infinite Monkey Theorem

It fucking pisses me off when butter is so hard
it puts holes in the bread. It fucking pisses me off
when I can't find a handicapped parking spot in a lot

full of empty "regular" spots. Motorcycles are
essentially 2 wheeled cars, motorcyclists NEED
just as much road space as cars and it fucking pisses me

off when ppl dress up as WTGs
for fucking Halloween or to slut it up
at a hick bar. That's the only thing that pisses me

off. Not when inanimate objects look like they have
scary faces, and not when you come home from
the beach and find dolphin embryos between

your toes, but when ppl think you're a kook.
They had you pegged perfectly all along and
you didn't even know it. It fucking pisses me

off when people outside the NY/NJ area
think their pizza is the shit. No, Papa John's,
Domino's, Pizza Hut, etc. is the shit.

This song is called "Struck" not "Star Struck" if you have
the fucking CD yah'd know. God it fucking pisses me
off when Gad Damn People fuck the names up!

LOVE this goddamn site, but it fucking pisses me
off when ppl here call themselves "enlightened"
and "non judgmental." I'm straight, and my best friend's gay,

and I support gay rights. Don/'t fucking gaybash
my friends, or I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP
YOU SISTERFUCKING SOUTHERN DICKBAG. Naw,

jk. I be gental. (Btw: Myprofile pic is me
and my friend.) It fucking pisses me off when people
think I am a retarded or a "dumb hillbilly"

because I am from West Virginia! Anytime I go out of
the state, I am looked down on. Which is why
it fucking pisses me off when people immigrate

to Canada and don't bother to learn the language
LOL. It fucking pisses me off when these jews
and muslims and atheists ruin everything for true

Americans like me. It fucking pisses me off
when the 2006 riots in France are sold as "Muslim Riots"
in the U.S.--by right-wingers, anyways. Anyways

when it is my turn I instalock Akali despite ppl
saying crap about stupid Americans. Just because
we do stupid stuff doesn't mean we're stupid!

LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE! It fucking pisses me off
when drunken old speech-impaired gits expect me
to understand their mumbling about the government,

who is pissing them off, and when ppl claim that
asexuals can't be queer SOLELY by virtue of being
asexual, no other qualifiers, which is WWEist

bullshit. It fucking pisses me off
when my friend's fat arm makes me look naked.
It fucking pisses me off when I meet a stranger

at the gas station and decide to have him back
to my apartment for beers and then he robs me.
This just ruins it. I mean he just got in my car

expecting to be smoked up on a blunt. haha.
Nah, wellplayed unanymous. less. Fights break out
all the time at a show but it fucking pisses me

off when I'm in my fucking zone man. Fucking
kids. Fucking stupid fucking kids. It fucking pisses me
off when people compare Freddie Mercury to God.




Untitled, Mark Wilson, 1974